Strangest thing you have seen in the gym?

A month or so ago I walk in to see a guy doing one arm deadlifts with a barbel. I couldn't for the life of me see what benafit this was other than to make every one else laugh.

I'm sure some of you can top that. So, whats the strangest thing you have seen in the gym?

I saw an old fella (must of been 65 at least) shaving his balls in the changing room for all the world to see.

I walked in and he was stood there in the middle of the room with his left foot on the island and shaving his testicals clear as day, I burst out laughing and turned around and walked out before I started to take the mick.

Ok the balls are pretty good.

We went to the gym on a sunday, the gym is closed but me and 2 trainers went there to train.
We went to go do legs.

I was busy sqauting when my pants tore. Like the whole back was torn.
They laughed their asses off. The 1 guys girlfriend was ther and i jus told her,*STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS! ahhaa*
I went home and making like i didnt know a thing,my girlfriend asked me...erm honey,I think your pants are a little torn. I said nah no way. (lol)
She said erm yeah,i can see ur ass....

So yeah.
I was in the gym about a month ago when these two guys, looked like brother, where training. Well,that isnt the funny part. They wer ,and im not joking, swinging the weights at an incredible speed. Like...erm wow.
FAST man . Like no muscle movement watsoever. I went to them asking them what the fk they wer doing. ...they said no,they train like this because they are always in a hurry.....OMFG. That was the stupidest thing i have seen and heard in my life.
Regards

RompL3 That happens in every gym in the world I think. lol I've seen so many baffoons throwing weights around its unreal!